After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.
reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years
reblogging for that story
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr
SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
THAT WAS COOL
My hands are too small to do this effectively.
I wish I wasn’t iPod
if you’re on ipod you just hold down the reblog button
wtf just happened??
ATTENTION PHANDOM OR NON-PHANDOMERS
Please can we try and get AmazingPhil to 2 million subscribers before Nash Grier. Nash doesn’t deserve any of the subscribers he’s got because he’s a homophobic, sexist, unoriginal pig. It actually makes me so sick how he’s got more subscribers than Phil, when phil’s been on youtube WORKING HIS BUTT OFF for his subscribers for 8 years. 8 freaking years.
So please. Please please please please subscribe to Phil, it literally take’s 5 seconds to press subscribe.
Please phandom reblog this to others can see this.
I’m sorry if one of my followers likes Nash but really this isn’t fair. Nash does a 6-seconds videos. Phil’s last video is 4 minutes. I don’t know about you but handling a youtube account and having an radio show is hard work. Having a vine account is not.
do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck